I even heard goddamn ads for his newest album, which, in actuality, is just his last album with some newer tracks mixed in. And that's probably why, though he never really stopped charting, "Talk Dirty" was the first in a while that made people actually remember DeRulo's name. That comes from world beat fusion group Balkan Beat Box, and it is an inspired choice of sample that "Talk Dirty" steals and actually improves in some minor ways, like the orchestra hits and lead-up to the chorus. Todd (VO): There is much wrong with it obviously, but if you can get past Jason DeRulo's voice, Jason DeRulo's lyrics, Jason DeRulo's personality, and of course, racism, you'll actually find a lot to like about "Talk Dirty," specifically a beat that is probably the best you'll hear in a mainstream radio hit right now. Todd: In other words, "Talk Dirty" is probably my favorite Jason DeRulo song to date. The premise doesn't make any sense, it exposes a lot of ugly attitudes towards women and other cultures, and of course, DeRulo's atrocious on it as always. Todd (VO): In the few months since I reviewed it, "Talk Dirty" has continued to be played just as much as ever, and my criticisms of it stand. I guess because he kind of blends into the background and people don't notice him enough. But I think I may be the only person who really, genuinely loathes Jason DeRulo.
I'm not gonna blow anyone's mind by saying I think they suck. Todd (VO): I mean, I hate Chris Brown and Justin Bieber, but you know, that doesn't make me special. Respective clips of " Loyal" and "As Long as You Love Me" by. Artistically, I mean I don't know what he's like personally. He's a malformed rat-being clumsily unable to even walk upright who's too stupid to even pity, and I wish he'd come to terms with the fact that he's a sentient bucket of pig sewage so he'll stop polluting the world with the audio dumpster juice he calls music. Todd (VO): Jason DeRulo is a talentless hack an emotionally retarded buffoon entirely devoid of wit, charisma, or anything resembling a functioning brain cell an artist of stunning incompetence whose noxious, simpering vocals depend entirely on lazy Auto-Tune that somehow still emphasizes his pathetic inability to hold a single note on-key in his reedy, punchable throat. here's what I think of the guy in general. did not expect to be reviewing another one this soon after the last one, so this might seem a little redundant. Todd: Yeah, it's another Jason DeRulo song. It's.yeah, it's gonna be one of those episodes, folks. I-I dropped my drink when I first heard this song. Todd (VO): Like, I usually stop to think about a song for a while before I decide to review it, but this, this, just one listen. Todd: I literally just heard this song for the first time, like, a couple days ago.